Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
(Source: thevoicecalledcheesecake)
It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:
MYBRETHREN. I HAVE FOUND MY BRETHREN.
I totally friggin’ nodded and then freaked the frick out when I read the next line where it accused me of doing the very thing O_O
THIS.
(Source: pretttycunt)